Letters To A Space Alien

From: Rob
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

Bill Clinton paid down the debt. YOU are such a stupid bastard.
The president doesn’t create the debt. The legislative branch of
government has most of the control over spending. And it wouldn’t be
so bad if you were just a moron and didn’t understand that. The
problem is you know that and you still lie like you do. One of the
best ways we could improve the country is to get rid of trash
liberals. One of the great ways for the country to get on the way to
the recovery that we don’t need is for you to kill yourself asshole.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:34 PM
To: Rob
Subject: RE: you

Thank you for the advice. Anyone who says something that irks you should die.

From: Jake
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: jesse lee peterson

hey Colmes.. SHUT THE FUCK UP when you interview Peterson. let him speak you asswipe. HE IS RIGHT!!!

YOu’re a fucking idiot.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:53 PM
To: Jake
Subject: re: jesse lee peterson

Yes, he should not be argued with because he is right, and you really put me in my place by calling me an idiot.

From: Stu
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Let’s try out your theory Alan…

Hey Space Alien,

I think you’re a hypocritical, cowardly pussboy and I
hate your guts so much that you could be on fire and I
wouldn’t give you a bucket of water.

Oh man…..sorry, I lost my cool there for a second
and didn’t mean it.

Now, am I forgivven? HAHA

Stu

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:58 PM
To: Stu
Subject: RE: Let’s try out your theory Alan…

So by showing me what a jerk you can be you try to make a point. You should be very proud of yourself.

From: Billy
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You’re hypocrite towards Blacks making racist remarks

Alan,

Why don’t you apply your same forgiveness standard to Don Imus? Because he was a white man. You need to maintain the same position regardless of race and political persuasion. Your arguments are 95% emotional and only 5% relevance based.

Billy

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 11:02 PM
To: Billy
Subject: RE: You’re hypocrite towards Blacks making racist remarks

I did. I supported Imus all along. You ought to know my positions before you criticize them.

From: Milt
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Last interview

Congratulations Allan. I always thought that you were an idiot but the way in which you conducted yourself in the interview that just took place with the Reverend confirmed it.

I do however feel sorry for you. A liberal in a conservative (and factual) environment is liked by no one. A liberal, as you are, in a liberal environment is liked by no one.

Time to switch to the right side.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 11:06 PM
To: Milt
Subject: RE: Last interview

It must be difficult living in a country, then, where so many people are Democrats.

From: Rev. Sam
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:24 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Go to Hell white man

Go to hell Alan, you have to be the biggest wimp on the planet earth. Hillary supporting this racist minister is a disgrace to you and all your fellow liberals. What kind of real church minister would say that?
God Bless
Rev. Sam

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 11:23 PM
To: Rev. Sam
Subject: RE: Go to Hell white man

How can I go to Hell and be God blessed at the same time?

From: Ross
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

Why dont you tell the turth. White America will not vote for a black canidate.

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 11:31 PM
To: Ross
Subject: RE: (no subject)

Speak for yourself.

From: Rosa
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Newt Told You Alan.

Hi Alan,

…if you were any smarter I could water you.

Rosa

From: Kate
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:28 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Dear Alan

Mr. Colmes,
I want to say this in such a way as to not hurt your feelings.

I have recently started watching your program and I see you tend to interupt and speak over the voice of the person who is trying to answer your question, you out shout them.
Sometimes I can’t make out one thought that person was trying to say.
And it always seems to be with conservatives.

I sense you are angry.

I sense you are condesending.

I feel bad after I’ve watched your interogation.{interview.}

I don’t see anyone else on Fox do this, only you.

Please forgive me if I seem harsh. I hope you will consider this in your heart to glean any truth you may find.

Again, I’m so sorry if this made you uneasy. Please forgive me.

Kate

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:01 AM
To: Kate
Subject: RE: Dear Alan

Kate,

Thanks for your sensitive email. I wonder if you would have the same opinion of my work if I were someone you agree with, rather than someone challenging guests you agree with. Our show is a debate show. Sean challenges guests that oppose him and I do the same. But I thank you for taking the time to write me.

Alan

From: Stan
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 10:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Obama-Clinton’s

When I e-mailed Sean today that I would like to help pay for a one way ticket to Mexico for the Clinton’s, I forgot to say that would also include you. “Have a nice day” From Stan

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:04 AM
To: Stan
Subject: RE: Obama-Clinton’s

Okay, Stan, but I have to fly first class.